Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject: Issue Five
THE TWILIGHT TIMES
THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED A DEMON
Yes, ladies and gentleman, you'll be disappointed to hear that I am no longer King. No, instead it has been agreed by the council that the Queen may return to her position with the supervision of two Dragon Knights. Why does she need supervising you might ask. I'll tell you why. You may or may not have been aware but the Queen stupidly ignored direct orders by her General to remain off the Khemerian battlefield and went anyway, taking her entire power base, the Dukes and Duchesses with her. Somehow, she was captured by the enemy (The council assumed her dead) and when she returned via the aid of a low level necromancer Tynave the Queen insisted that the enemy had turned her into a demon. A succubi to be exact. I think this only confirms one thing, Ladies and Gents. Before we actually "assumed" that Bathory was a Harlot - especially with the amount of children she has by different fathers, and now I can confirm that its in her nature & blood. Does that make her innocent? Wives, I'd lock up your husbands before Bathory is out to steal their souls.
THE QUEEN'S NEW BALL - WITH ESCORT LORD SARANTHUS
Not only has the Queen been so generous as to allow us to mourn the dead for five minutes, but I can officially confirm that Queen Bathory has invited Lord Saranthus of the Elantiri pride as her escort to the latest ball! What is the minx up to? Does Saranthus know what he's getting himself involved with? I am of the assumption that if Saranthus has been officially invited as escort, then he is a single man. Now, I am surprised. I thought our Queen was only fond of married men or those that she cannot have. I suppose the Aegis populance must look on the bright side, wouldn't we rather have an old giant cat as our king rather than that fop of an Emperor Immitus? Can the wild Cat in Saranthus tame our beast of a Queen? I hardly think so, but no doubt he, like so many will have fun trying.
HAVE THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF GRORR LOST CONTROL?
Since Prince Xavier moved into the Grorr castle, my sources have informed me that he has taken complete control over it with the permission of the General. It is believed that the four year old requested the presence of his sister, Princess Claudia whilst Duke Ralean and Duchess Paige took to war with the Queen. Embarrassingly for them, it is to my understanding that upon their return, Prince Xavier threw them out of the castle. Does anyone have a box for them to sleep in?
A NEW DUKE OF SALARAIN...KHARNE SERAFIN.
I am sorry to say that once more the Queen went above the council with her own personal needs and placed Kharne Serafin - brother of Chaaran as Duke. Can this man be trusted? We all know, of course that he is indeed a Queen's favourite because they share a child together; Princess Arianna. It seems that the Queen has been trying to filter her lacky's into the council. This is a major concern for the people of Aegis. After all, the council is a major influence on the realm, and without people like myself, who will stand up for the people?
DUKE MONTANNA BEATEN TO A PULP BY TEKKE
This was rather humous, Ladies and Gents. Duke Montanna picked on the wrong person when he challenged Tekke in the throne room. Deciding that it would be against his honour not to fight, Montanna summarily left a council meeting to attend a fisty-cuff's session with the old monk. Tekke resonded in kind, and since that day, none of us have seen Duke Montanna of Salarain. Hmm....interesting. Hiding in shame, Montanna? Perhaps the Queen decided to punish you for being absent in a council meeting.
PUMA AND BLACKSTAR HAVE ROMANTIC RELATIONS?
I have heard through my sources that the Royal musician and dance instructor is having a secret affair with none other than Blackstar, his supposed enemy. Hmm...I wonder what you think about that, Calico. *Smirks*
THACKERY FIRED?
It has been brought to my attention that Master Thackery the famous Royal blacksmith has perhaps been fired from the Queen's service.
LADY AMARRA ESCAPED SOULREAVER AND THINKS PRINCE JARED IS DEAD!
Ha ha ha...we wish, Amarra. By the way, how come you escaped? Did SoulReaver have enough of you alraady? Perhaps he has just gone off fish.
LADY INDIS RETURNS.
The beautiful lady in waiting has returned to Aegis once more. I am still trying to find out where she has been all this time.
WHERE IS THE QUEEN'S NEW CHILD?
Has anyone else notice that since it was born, the new child of Aegis has NOT been presented to Aegis or its people?? What happened? Did Duke Haplo run off with it? Speaking of that singing goldfish, where is Duke Haplo? His presence in the realm has certainly been limited. Perhaps the Demon Queen no longer does it for him. I don't blame you, Haplo - but I do hear the fish lady is available now that she thinks Jared is dead.
DUCHESS PAIGE PREGNANT?
I think she's looking a bit plump, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Duchess had gotten herself knocked up. Surely then that strengthens her political ties with Duke Ralean of Aegis, who is also Baron of Aurora's council. Very clever Duchess Paige, but we can all see right through you, including little Prince Xavier.
Well, that is all from me, the peoples man. I intend to keep Aegis well informed at all costs.
Paige giggled a little at what was wrote in the Twilight this time. She neatly folded it in half and put it to one side. "Oh, dear Rensain...you really are a sore loser." she sighed, a smile rising to her lips at the thought of what trouble he and Maire have gotten themselves into.
*Sat cross legged on a bench in Meriddia, his familiar robed figure crouched over the paper. He chuckled to himself quietly, leaving it on the bench and setting off for a walk around the city. He was unsurprised to see young men crossing the road to avoid walking past. A smirk played across his lips* _________________ a sly rabbit has three ways out of its den....
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